Captain’s Log 3,973
My friend Mage is going to sew my geocaching pants with yellow thread!
Is this exciting or what? I think I want the thread to be close in color to the buttonhole thread on my denim jacket. I need everything to coordinate nicely.
And yes, I know my leg is white. I am a fair-haired white girl with blue eyes, so leave me alone!
Life Aboard the HMS Pie Rat 
Your seamstress asks that you please bring the jacket so she can match up the thread. Ahem….
And when would you like to do this dastardly deed.
Saturday morning? I have to pick up Mia at the airport around noon.
Yes, I will check with himself and see if he has plans. Ta Da!
Excellente!
AND…..it will match the clown shoes, which just might be safe foot attire for potentially snake infested geo-caching sites!
I could squash a lot of snakes with those shoes – or at least scare the living daylights out of them!
I think that will be wonderfully stylish. You’ll start a trend, naturally.
My own line.