Crop Dusted

Captain’s Log    5,231

I got crop dusted last night at December Nights.  If you don’t know what that means, let me enlighten you.

Crop dusting (according to the Urban Dictionary):

The practice of passing gas in a crowd of people unbeknownst to them.
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Used in a sentence………….
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While walking through December Nights,  I crop dusted the nice unsuspecting lady who was counting visitors to the museum.
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.It was once of those fierce, wet farts that probably left marks in the guy’s underpants.
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At least I am hoping so.
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Rat bastard.

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12 responses to “Crop Dusted

  1. Susanna

    I am falling into my childhood trap of saying, I don’t get it…let’s just say what did they dust you with? A poison? and why did they do it? What is going on in the Park!!!

  2. Penny Tushingham

    Never heard of that but dint hope to experience either!

    Oh yuck!

    Pen Pen

  3. Patty O'

    Tnat;s a new one on me but gave me a big laugh…as long as I wasn’t the victim. Sorry anyway…

  4. poundheadhere

    Eww. And yeah, here’s hoping he or she got some skid marks out of it.

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