Captain’s Log 5,186
This defies description. It just does. How on earth can this be happening? How can someone with such weird hair be taken seriously? I mean…..seriously.
I mean……………take a long and serious look at that hair. The side panels must be 5 or 6 inches long. And then they are swooped back behind his ears. The swirly top panels are probably shorter.
I cannot imagine he can even comb his own hair. Someone probably had to come up with this design. I wonder if they tried out more than a dozen. I wonder how much he pays someone to make him look like this every day. I know he must get his hair cut in secret. He can’t go down to the corner shop and say, “Leave it all long but comb it so I don’t look bald.”
I would LOVE to see him after a shampoo and before the artistry to make him look fully-haired takes place. All that long stringy stuff hanging off the side of his head.
Joanie, my hairdresser exceptionale, what say thee?