Captain’s Log 6,109
Some things are just…..wrong.
I would loosen my bowels over this one if I was a kid.
Three phases of the Santa visit……EEEEK, This is Cool, and Get Me the Fuck Out of Here!
Visiting Santa while you are “horny.” Check closely. His pants are around his ankles.
Shake well before use.
Santa’s meat makes the meal.
I have no words. I think the pets must be dead.
I think “naked with pussy” was not communicated correctly to this guy.
Hazards of the job.
Again, I have no words. Hope they have a bang up Christmas.
Hot vinyl momma! Who knew?
The fake grass on the carpet square is so weird! Oh, and all of them being naked.
Fa la la la la……………..