Santa is B-b-b-b-a-a-a-a-d-d-d-d-d

Captain’s Log    6,109

Some things are just…..wrong.

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I would loosen my bowels over this one if I was a kid.

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Three phases of the Santa visit……EEEEK, This is Cool, and Get Me the Fuck Out of Here!

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Visiting Santa while you are “horny.”  Check closely.  His pants are around his ankles.

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Shake well before use.

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Santa’s meat makes the meal.

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I have no words.  I think the pets must be dead.

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I think “naked with pussy” was not communicated correctly to this guy.

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Hazards of the job.


Again, I have no words.  Hope they have a bang up Christmas.


Hot vinyl momma!  Who knew?


The fake grass on the carpet square is so weird!  Oh, and all of them being naked.


Fa la la la la……………..


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22 responses to “Santa is B-b-b-b-a-a-a-a-d-d-d-d-d

  1. Oh, Dane!

    Lmao! Santa doesn’t look too amused with the nearly naked kid on his knee!

  2. susanna

    Quantum physics says we are currently living in alternative realities. They’ve got it backwards; alternative realities are currently living here. Another gut retching laugh fest. Thanks.

  3. I gotta send everybody over here to see these. LOL Wonderful enriching stuff. Marvelous.

  4. Gads… this puts a whole new look on Christmas family photos! Ugh!

  5. carrie duff

    No words

  6. A lot of these pictures confirm my suspicion that Santa does NOT come but once a year. I mean, look at Sax Boy there. I bet you anything those dropped pants were fastened with a mistletoe belt. Santa’s blowing more than Sousa on that thang. And how about the little boy in the picture just above it? I know that expression all too well – I see it on NewWifey(tm)’s face whenenever she sits on the North Pole, too. And “Vinyl Mamma”? Someone should wash her mouth out with Comet. If he would stoop that low, that is….

  7. Just when you think it is safe to celebrate Christmas…it’s…….N.O.T,,,,!!!!!

  8. I actually kind of like the goth one at the bottom. The rest are just lovely little balls of NOPE

  9. farmgirl

    I really, really, really have no words. None. Nope. Nada. Well, that’s not true. I have lots of words about this but they would kick you out of blogger world!

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