Captain’s Log 5,977
I am the coupon wizard. I don’t care what Dangerspouse thinks. He’s just jealous. He’s sitting out there in a snowbank trying to deny me some simple glory about saving a ton of money on soda.
Some people have nothing better to do. I swear. HE is a gourmet cook who makes things that require 3-4 pans and 15 hours of prep time. Big deal. I can toast a bagel in 3-4 minutes and smother it with cream cheese. Then, I can read magazines and watch Judge Judy. Bet he can’t say that.
I spent about $6 for all of this. So HUZZAH for that!
And now I am thinking about going home. I have been working non-stop since I got here at 8:15 this morning. So if I leave at 4:00 or so, I am a darling.