Captain’s Log 5,877
I have a way. Every time I just pick something nice from a catalog without checking the price, I always pick the most expensive thing. Maybe it isn’t a curse. Maybe it’s exquisite taste? LOL!
Case in point…………………
I fell in love with a chair this morning.
How cute is this? A lovely Calcutta chair.
Not for $1,500! Damn no! But it sure is cute. So now I have to think up excuses about why I don’t want it. The number one reason is that it’s probably too close to the floor. With legs as long as mine, sitting on low furniture is not fun. Okay then, I don’t want the chair. Who would ever want such a silly chair? Not me! I don’t want that truly cute and unique chair. Not in my damn house! Never! Stupid chair!
I feel better now. Thanks.
I just found a cool button on my task bar. Check it out! ∇ξ∃ I can be all Greek and shit now! Well, I don’t mean I can shit now. I can be Greek and shit. That’s like saying Greek and cool. Except I am saying shit. All Greek and shit. Homage to the stupidity of how California-speak really sounds. All Greek and shit. Makes no sense when you really think about it.
Then again, not much in this journal makes a lot of sense. I just like hammering it out and leaving it here.