Captain’s Log 5,845
Some American companies deserve a good spanking.
Gads! People already have trouble pronouncing SHER-BET. Let’s make it even weirder, shall we?
I’d like to Hawaiian punch them!
I am all about simple food. Oreos are supposed to be Oreos. My orange juice is not supposed to be laced with calcium. My Special K is supposed to come in just one variety, not eight or nine.
But the real kicker is the Pringles company. Check out their holiday offerings.
These are supposed to be fake potato chips, people! Fake potato chips! You can’t make them even more fake, fer crissakes!
I don’t understand American consumerism. Even though my first real out-of-college job was working as a copywriter for an ad agency, I still don’t understand why people buy shit.