Captain’s Log 5,746
Just because I can.
If you don’t love the look on that little guy’s face, you are a huge nut ball.
Look closely. Sax Boy has dropped his pants to do that. I have no words.
If you ever make me do this again, I will murder you in your sleep when I turn sixteen.
Oh look! Santa likes processed meat! Redefines the whole concept of leaving out cookies and milk.