Captain’s Log 5,710
It doesn’t take much to amuse me. I bought a new hose.
It’s a wrinkly weird thing when it’s not being used. It swells up when you use it. Once it’s exhausted all the fluid is gone, it goes back to being wrinkly and weird.
Go ahead. Make that smutty leap. I sure did. You big smutballs!
I filmed my interesting hose this morning for everyone’s enjoyment.
So there you have it. Wrinkly and weird, fat and useful, empty, back to wrinkly and weird. Draw your own conclusions.
Here is the real commercial for the hose. You think what I said was funny, listen to what the commercial has to say.
Life Aboard the HMS Pie Rat 
somehow the phrase “pocket hose” sounds so wrong.
I was thinking the same thing.
Last time I saw a commercial about wrinkly hose, it was some little brat telling Linda Gray the elephant’s legs looked just like hers.
Well yes, there is that. LOL!
If it stays unwrinkly for more than 4 hours I think you’re supposed to call 911.
I think you are correct.
Well, I have seen the ads and wondered whether it was worth the investment. (Then again, I don’t want to put another cent in this house.) In any case, you can be the guinea pig.
So far so good. Easier than a conventional hose!
OK, who IS this Dangerspouse, because we all want to meet him!
He’s been a journal pal for about 8 years. Funny as hell. Big sweetie but don’t let him know I told you that.
Awwwwwwwwww. Mush mush mush right back at ya, Pie Rat!
I should’ve known Dangerspouse would weigh in on this one, lol. Cool hose!
He never fails to disappoint, does he?
*sob*
You’re the first woman I’ve ever heard say that.
I think she meant you never disappoint…
I’ll believe what I choose to believe, thankyouverrymuch. It’s my universe, after all. xoxoxo
Damn skippy on that.
Do you have to wait an hour before you can use it again?
No, it’s ready to go right away. All I have to do is fiddle with the nozzle. Jealous?
No. But NewWifey(tm) is.
She can have her very own super hose for just $19.99. Got mine at Home Depot. Not sure about you, however.
Pfff. I’m a LOT cheaper. (“And I got what I paid for!” I hear her yelling in the distance.)
You married a woman with moxie.
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmm indeed!