Captain’s Log 5,710
It doesn’t take much to amuse me. I bought a new hose.
It’s a wrinkly weird thing when it’s not being used. It swells up when you use it. Once it’s exhausted all the fluid is gone, it goes back to being wrinkly and weird.
Go ahead. Make that smutty leap. I sure did. You big smutballs!
I filmed my interesting hose this morning for everyone’s enjoyment.
So there you have it. Wrinkly and weird, fat and useful, empty, back to wrinkly and weird. Draw your own conclusions.
Here is the real commercial for the hose. You think what I said was funny, listen to what the commercial has to say.