The Dunces Return

Captain’s Log    5,595

It’s time to call out the big guns.  I rattled my sword the other day and blurted out words like “bullshit” and “asshat.”  I stopped short of “pencil dick” and “walnut balls.”  Grrrr!

jack

Captain Jack, my hero

I might even call out the mean kitty.  I don’t even like cats.  I mean, I really really REALLY do not like cats.  Sorry, cat lovers, but it’s the truth about me.  Life-compromising allergies that send me to the ER or no allergies, I cannot abide animals that shit in the house and and then walk all over the kitchen counters with their poopy feet.  Or then stick those poopy claws into your leg.  Damn!  I can see the comments coming right now about my feelings for kitties.  Even so, a mean kitty might not be a bad idea right now.

mean kitty

Claw-ripping powerhouse

The dunces are back.  In full regalia.  Bigger and more stupid than ever before.  Just when I thought people could not be any more dunce-like, they proved me wrong.  

dunces

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12 responses to “The Dunces Return

  1. We have a saying at work: You can’t fix stupid. Think that goes for dunces, too, unfortunately. All you can do is walk away and lock the gate behind so they can’t follow you.

  2. goatbarnwitch

    I picture the dunces being knocked senseless by apple bonkers and finished off by the “gentle” flying glove 😉

  3. Johnny Depp once owned a cat with three legs. Its name was Sammy Davis, Junior.

    I don’t know what to tell you about the dunces. They’re getting me, too.

  4. Penny Tushingham

    Hey, make it a stratching kitty. They could give them “cat fever”.

    Pen Pen

  5. Mia

    Time to leave these dunces in the dust.

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