Captain’s Log 5,567
This entry is dedicated to the bad little clown who went to Vegas with us. He did all of his mischief at night after I was asleep. With the help of certain people, he managed to get out of the suitcase, through the hotel, and down onto the strip where he did a whole bunch of naughty things. Bad Heinous!
Hiding in the soda machine!
Stealing snacks from the vending machine!
Sorting his stripper cards that he took so willingly from those people on the street
Narrowing down his choices
Smoking after sex. He picked Jordyn and Tonya. Quite a workout!
How I found him in the morning. Exhausted. At least he remembered the damn room key!
He was a naughty one, that’s for sure!