Captain’s Log 4,443
Okay, my pal Indiana Terri has done it again! She is the best satirical songwriter in the world! She had a go writing a song about my bee hole (well, not MY bee hole – the one in the museum). Here we go…
Based on HONEY by Bobby Goldsboro +++++
See the hole, how big it’s grown
But friend it hasn’t been too long, it wasn’t there
City laughed at us and we got mad
Right now the bees are gone.
The City’s just not fair.
The first snow came and bees came in
the sleeping vagrant found his winter den
Old dogs, drug dealers and scorpions were there too
I ask you why…
And I laughed till I cried
And Honey, I miss you
But it’s not so good
And I’d love to cover the bee hole
If only I could
Is that great or what????? I cannot wait to try it out for real. Here’s another one of her gems. She wrote this one about the spoiled meat someone put in the overhead bin of an airplane – and maggots started dropping down upon the passengers. It’s been around awhile.
I see an enormous future for us as a writing/performing duo, don’t you? LOL!
Last day of work before heading off to Vegas for a weekend of fun. Today should be pretty easy. I have a private tour in the morning and then an online journal pal from Tennessee is scheduled to stop by. I am really looking forward to that! It’s always fun to meet online journal pals for real.
I have to say your performance of Gross Maggots is second to none…..I can’t wait for the Honey song…although One was another of my favorites…..When does the Greatest Hits DVD come out…I could use some of that royalty money right now.!
I’m conceptualizing the greatest hits right now. I don’t want to rush into things.
You and Indiana Terri – what a truly dynamic duo! I’d forgotten about Gross Maggots in the Sky
Gross Maggots is pretty hard to beat. If I do say so myself.
We found you, and it was great!
It was amazing! Thank you so much for the lovely visit!
Haha….don’t ya just love women???
Women can be hiarious! At least the ones I hang out with.
Hilarious! I wrote about that song last year sometime…
Honey
Uber hilarious!