Captain’s Log 4,416
Time to blow off some steam……again. Just wound up right now after listening to imbeciles carry on about Obama.
Ah……let them blow and fart and make noises that reach the sky! Let them carry on about how this country is going into the shitcan. Hell in a handbasket. And all such nonsense. The double whammy for these asshat Tea Party nimrods would be providing health benefits for a GAY person with a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION caused by unsafe conditions while working for a company supported by a UNION! Better yet, how about a PREGNANT, JEWISH (WHO IS NOW AN ATHEIST) GAY person with a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION who got pregnant via IN VITRO FERTILIZATION after having regular medical check ups while in college at PLANNED PARENTHOOD? Let’s have this person’s WIFE be a BI-LINGUAL TRANSGENDER from MEXICO who came here as a child at the age of three. Let’s throw in a trendy PEANUT ALLERGY just to piss them off even more.
Have I covered all the bases?
They say they want to move to Canada. Good luck with that.