Captain’s Log 4,384
Yesterday was interesting. The most compelling activity was the luncheon that featured the nudist lecture. The contractor guy was okay. I gave him the Poolie Stare a time or two. The accountant CPA guy is giggle-butt, so that was actually fun. I know it’s hard to imagine the words “accountant CPA guy” and “giggle-butt” in the same sentence…..unless it was something like…..”Our account CPA guy could never be a giggle-butt.” Actually, he is quite funny. We couldn’t unload the truck. The birthday party was neat cuz the birthday boy doesn’t like cake. We had crackers with cheese cut into little stars. But yes, the nudist lecture was the highlight.
Nudists performing some sort of pageant ritual in 1935
We found out that everyone in the nudist exhibit wore something to cover their south-of-the-equator bits. The guys wore loin cloths. The women wore a type of G-string known as “ghost panties.” I wish I had a pair of ghost panties…..just to say I had them. That same idea holds true for a lot of other things I wished I had just to have them. Here is a list….
ghost panties (top of the list)
Swiss bank account
pudding molds in the shape of fish
a plot of corn
I can’t think of anything else right now. It’s Saturday morning and I don’t feel much like thinking.