1. I have been a vegetarian since January 15, 1975.
2. I am fiercely allergic to cats.
3. Cats and I don’t get along very well anyway so the allergy is a moot point.
4. I used to be a professional singer.
5. People love me or hate me. There is no middle road.
6. I don’t like ginger ale.
7. I tend to put my Thermos in the refrigerator and forget about it.
8. I once had a priest visit me in the hospital and he suggested I make a final confession.
9. Normally, I am very nice. Except when I’m not.
10. I don’t ever want to have another pet because saying goodbye is just too hard.
11. I don’t make threats. I mean what I say.